Emily Dickinson (1830–86).

Part One: Life


IT might be easier
To fail with land in sight,
Than gain my blue peninsula
To perish of delight.

Klaus and Olshka!

"We never get to go anywhere I want!"

I wanna go to AMSTERDAM!!!! I WANNA GO TO  AMSTERDAM!!! TODAY!!!

Ain't it so facinating to hear distinctly european names like Olga, Klause, Hollen, Kliege, Ashka, Boutrie... I want a name like that.....Perhaps Larse or Hans should have been my name....

The Dutch seem to be always be tan for some reason...any time you see a Ducth person on TV....They're eternally platinum blonde with the weirdest honey-suckle tans. I dunno.....they're like to coolest people in the world!  Not only because they have legalized "mary janes" which may very well be the primary reason of their nonchalantly free-spirited nature....AND THEY HAVE THE COOOLEST SHOES!!!! WOODEN CLOGS!!!! Klompens!!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK!!!!  I love how they eat Herring like potato chips!!! hello.....will you ever find any sane person here in the US who would rather have a pickled fish in brine than a burger and fries!!!

I'm going there...ok...Ill take my sister with me .... just becasue she got so facinated by the red-light district...not by the trade there...but the actual red lights....

I saw the best movie ever today.... IN AMERICA  is Tres Magnifique!!! J'adore les enfants dans le film!!!!They were so cute and talented!!!

I watched Lydia's Italian kitchen today too....that damn lady makes me wanna eat!

Hmmm.....I went shopping a little too....I bought a pair of desoigner pants for $2.....and a designer shirt for $2 and belt for $2....I'm so happy!!! really!!! Im a happy tightwad....a content cheapskate!!!!

I will get my self to Amstedam!!!   ELLO KLAUSE!!!! ELLO OLSHKA!!!

Gradual Decay......

I was stupidly craving for something yesterday.... I did not really know what. The whole time I was at work...I was trying to think and feel what my craving was. It felt strange not knowing what I was craving for...but I had the eering and yucky feeling of craving for something.

Our goldfish Nemo died. May he rest in fish heaven....He died yesterday...which urged me to go to Costco and buy a whole tray...40 pieces of sushi. It materialized that sushi may very well be what I was craving for....and miso soup...which I couldn't find...so I settled for soy sauce flaovored water with onions, a slice of ginger and sugar... the tribulations of an idiot I suppose.

I'm planning to go on vacation by myself...just to get away....Im not sure where.... i just got back from a three day "procedural" trip to the midwest...which was nice...but I cant really consider that vacation...I just want to go and turn my brain of for a couple of days and drool. Nothing fancy....I'm thinking Mexico...but I'm feeling Alaska? Hmmm....which of these two places....Im sure Ill end up somewhere in Ohio by the way Im deciding.

Oh just to throw this out to the world:

I AM LOOKING FOR A GREAT RUNNING CAR THAT I CAN PURCHASE FOR $1000 to $2000 only that I CAN TAKE TO INDIANA FROM LOS ANGELES..... I NEED ONE SO BADLY......ITS FOR SCHOOL!!!! I HOPE THERE IS A KIND HEARTED PERSON THAT WOULD SELL ME THEIR KICKASS CARS ( out of spite from a bad divorce or an untimely death) for the price i can afford!!! I KNOW YOU PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE!!!!

ok...I'm out...I need to boil water for dinner... I shall be having spaghetti with black-eyed beans. YUMMY!

DIANA Krall....Is the Tour de France going on the time space warp today as of now this moment in time make it shine down your light on me?

And the answer is.....well...." husband is performing at the Lincoln center tonight...hihi...he's in New York...oh....i forgot....the three-hour time difference.....ummm...ehh.....I'LL PLAY NOW!"

Those were the dazed and alien-tounged words of Diana Krall during a brief moment in her concert last weekend at the Greek Theater here in Los Angeles...SHE IS SO FREAK'n WEIRD!!!
WHY IS SHE SO WEIRD!!!! tell me why? Why does the sun go on shinning? Why does the sea rush to shore? SHE IS A GENIUS though...i cannot even imagine picking on her brain....well...thats a little yucky...but....she is world class....OH>>> right she's CANDAIAN!!! a true CANUCK.....hence, her natural weirdness....must be the water up there....

For my first blog....I'd like to discuss my feelings about the Tour de France....

WOW.... According to Mina...which in the near future shall be my aunt.... Lance "corn-fed AM BOY " Armstrong is dating the Crow. I dont really care about them...but its nice to know that people love to love! SoI encourage all of you to love your fellow men and eat more fiber!

Fiber is good for you....you wanna know why? I'll tell....even though you dont really care....It makes your poo poo loose! It makes potty time more pleasurable and a more "organic"experience!

As my closing for today.... I  just want to say....LOVE ORGANIC FIBER EVERYDAY!!!!

And for Miss Diana Krall.....YOU NEED A HANDFULL OF ZOLOFT TO KICK OFF ALL THE FUNK INSIDE OF YA!!!!

DAMN GIRL YA WEIRD!!!! LOOSEN UP YOUR POOPOO!!!


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